o hai yo!!
its been such a "GOOD" morning for meah!!
today was my "officially-first-time-driving-on-the-road-day"
and it was good!!
my brada wanna go to school for co-cu activity so i decided to fetch him!
show off werh~
i am a P driver~~
but....
but....
haha...
i think he ll not want me to fetch him anymore~~
wee~~
my dad was sitting on the passenger seat right beside me
his hand was in "standby mode" holding on the hand brake~ ==
wad the hiao~~
he nagged me a lot!!!!
喂!红灯了!!“shu” 油!!踩Brake!!!前面有车!!慢!!!
亲爱的老爸~你以为我学车时在睡觉吗?我看得到红灯!!前面当然有车~我驾40 后面的车都要honk死我了~还要慢?!!seriously?!!wth~~
还有还有~您的女儿有点变态。。。她最喜欢转corner的时候不踩brake~
超爽的说~~
Eventually,my ego taught me a lesson~~
on the way back to my house
some "uncertain" things happened to me
once upon a time...
there was a junction~
a very 黑金又难看的豆鼓鬼准备要从路口出来~
他踩一下油~又踩一下brake~~
我从很远就已经注意他要不要出路口了~~
最后,我那过人的智慧告诉我他打算等我过了再出~~
所以嘛。。。
我就直直驾过去咯~
mana tau?!!!!
itu abunene last minute dash out!!!
you muthafishing!!fish u fishing fish!!!!!
然后我就紧急摆stereng闪他~~
马来西亚的驾驶人真的“深高莫测”!!!
吓到我~~~
然后我又惊魂未定的继续行走~
到了红灯时,我停了下来~~
然后换first gear~~
然后绿灯亮的时候,准备行走~
我的妈妈奶奶爷爷爸爸!!
在哪么关键时刻~~竟然给我死火?!
老娘我在学车时只试过一次~~
妈妈~~
我故作镇定的再start过~
后面的车全部已经一直割过我~~还回头看看是哪个noob mati engine~
walao ye....
at the end i have to start the engine once thrice!!!to get moving!!!
我老爸yelled at me!!!
he said 踩油!!!
你没有踩哪里会start!!!
of course i didnt lose!!
i yelled back at him~
不要喊我!!我很压力!!!我有踩!!不要喊!!!
i not sure whether anyone of u been thru this kind of mad situation
But i really dislike it when he yelled at me!!
i became extremely nervous when he start yelling
then
i met more chicake condition~~~
my dad wanna go pasar buy things
really 好介绍~~
i live in semenyih
for those pp who live here definitely can understand my situation
the road is very narrow and jam packed with cars~~
then hor....
the climax:
there was a car from the opposite direction
then i slow down to let him/her *didnt look properly* pass lo~~
without noticing...
beside the car got a few huge stones there~~
then...
boom!!!!
crash!!!!
you know what~~
the funny thing is got one lady ran away like it is 2012~~
she thought my baby car ll hit her~~hahaha
really fish fork frog~~
wad de hiao?!!
why put stones there!!!???
why why tell me why?!!
argh!!!
my baby mini cooper sick jo~~
he needs to consult mini specialist~
the skirt patah separuh!!!
haiz~~
all those aunty uncle in the pasar staring at me~~
i was like...what?what?what the hell?!!!
dont look at me!!
it wasnt me!!!
ok fine it was me~
luckily...
after the yelling incident my dad didnt blame me
he told me 看你酱来驾车,真的有排都搞不dim!我都给你吓死~
sigh~
i feel guilty too lo~
but papa~i have a great suggestion!!
why dont you buy me a mini cooper S?!
it would be easier to drive!!!
there are the same!!Mini Cooper and Mini Cooper S!!
hahaha....不知死~
有一个目睹“案发过程”的uncle还跟我讲:“不用紧,这种事陆续有来的”
uncle 谢谢你。你还真会安慰人 ==
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In a nutshell...
i Am a good driver!!!
agree??!!
siapa nak tumpang i punya baby mini??
be my guest!!!
hahaha....